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i’m… BEAUTIFUL
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i’m… BEAUTIFUL
Can you spot the mistake in this photo?
GLOBAL PETROLEUM CRISIS?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKING YOUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL BY RUNNING EVERYTHING ON THE ENERGY OUTPUT OF MY ADORABLENESS?
WE COULD EASILY POWER MOST OF NEW YORK OFF WHAT YOU’RE FEELING RIGHT NOW, AND THIS ISN’T EVEN MY PINSTRIPE BOW TIE.
I THINK MY SPLEEN HAS BEEN OSTRACIZED
THEY CAN BE FRAGILE, THE ELVES
(via drinkmasturbatecry)
- “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”
- “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t…
“No.”
“It can’t be..”Moffat’s the kind of writer who likes watching you suffer through his intricate plot twists and turns. RTD was the kind of writer who snuck up behind you, dropped a bombshell, and then ran away cackling into the night.
(via billiepipering)
when I first glanced at this, I though they were all benedict cumberbatch in some sort of master-like photoshoot
When I realized I was wrong, I fixed it
Oh my god I’m crying with laughter.
CAN’T EVEN
CRYING
(Source: ciaobohemia, via drinkmasturbatecry)
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Mark Gatiss, on gay representation on television (via adoringuncertainty)
“A big detective show” eh, Mark? The detective going home to his boyfriend? Your ship is showing.
(via hippiearcheologist)

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(via willowmansdaughter)
Sherlock, in 2030, when they do the re-make, will be about two men.
It will be much like it is now, but no one will make a big deal about it, and when they hold hands, no one says anything about it.
I want the first interpersonal relationship scandal to be when Mary comes into the picture, everyone is more upset that Dating Mary might be considered cheating and an issue for the long time casual couple than they are with ANYTHING else about it.
Because I hope we become a society that lets people have their own lives, and accepts that some people DON’T do sex, and some people do the same sex, and some people don’t do ceremonies, and some people don’t do strictly monogamous relationships, and it is ALL good.
(via fannishminded)
(via witheringawaytogether)
BECAUSE MEN HAVE TO DO MANLY MEN THINGS LIKE RUNNING THROUGH TREES AND EATING ROCKS.
(via madwomanwithoutabox)
Infectious Happiness of the Day: Social experiment aboard a Berlin U-Bahn train: One passenger starts laughing, ostensibly at something she sees on her smartphone. Soon, the entire car is rollicking like a bunch of carefree children.
Then, just like that, you are too.
[telegraph.]
(Source: whedonversegifs, via take-me-where-i-cannot-stand)
(Source: thebuffster, via take-me-where-i-cannot-stand)
Friend: What did you do during Winter Break?
Me:
Friend: So, what’d you do on Friday night?
Me:
Friend: Wadja do on the weekend?
Me:
Friend: How did you spend your sick day?
Me:
Friend: What’re you doing tonight?
Me:
Friend: Hey-
Me:
(Source: morsmordreinthetardis, via hogwarts-is-bigger-on-the-inside)